Some online applications are stupid
I just hate when you see a job on Monster.com, go and apply and you get sent to some corporate site.
1. Find Careers - most cleverly hidden (under FAQs)
2. Upload Resume - usually puts dingbats in unmentionable places
3. Find out you have to have an account first - shucks
4. Open account but find you already have an account - really?
5. Can't find user name or password - of course
6. Think about calling HR for help - think again - no contact info
7. Find user name and password in file marked Passwords - think security
8. Look for job - doesn't exist
9. Go back to Monster and copy job title, code etc.
10. Try to apply - but you are still logged in, yet you can't get in
11. Apply alcohol, chocolate, and sleep
12. Log in
13. Job does not exist - ITS BEEN FILLED.
No names but you know who you are!
1. Find Careers - most cleverly hidden (under FAQs)
2. Upload Resume - usually puts dingbats in unmentionable places
3. Find out you have to have an account first - shucks
4. Open account but find you already have an account - really?
5. Can't find user name or password - of course
6. Think about calling HR for help - think again - no contact info
7. Find user name and password in file marked Passwords - think security
8. Look for job - doesn't exist
9. Go back to Monster and copy job title, code etc.
10. Try to apply - but you are still logged in, yet you can't get in
11. Apply alcohol, chocolate, and sleep
12. Log in
13. Job does not exist - ITS BEEN FILLED.
No names but you know who you are!



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